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| Current state of the swimming pool |
"Did you see my double backflip? I’ve been working on that all season," said the female Frog from the USA.
"Not bad, but wait until you see my cannonball. It’s legendary!" boasted her counterpart from Australia.
The stands, once filled with cheering humans, were now occupied by the occasional curious birds and wandering lizards. They shift uneasily once they notice an intruding human about.
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| Some of the current users |
As the frogs performed intricate flips and somersaults in the murky waters, the commentators painted pictures with flowery words.
Frog Commentator 1: "Ladies and gentlemen, what a spectacular leap by Ribbit Ronaldo! His form is truly unmatched this season."
Frog Commentator 2: "Absolutely! The precision, the splash control... he’s a natural-born champion."
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| The swimming pool during the 2022 Police Games |
From across the globe, frogs were gathered at the Olympic-sized swimming pool in Uyo, Akwa Ibom. So far, the Americans, the Brits and the Aussies had the upper hand. No Nigerian frog had won any gold medal, as at the time of this report. Same old story. Sad!
Built with millions of state funds in 2022, the venue of the Frogs’ Olympic was once the pride of Akwa Ibom state. The Nigeria Police even held its annual games there in November 2022. Now, the grand aquatic facility has been abandoned in a stark display of Nigeria’s notorious maintenance culture. Or, lack of it!
Human-wastes litter everywhere, as if to say: “humans were once here!” The toilets and changing rooms? Non-existent, which suits the frogs just fine. They prefer the great outdoors and the swampy ambiance that now permeates the once-glorious complex. It's an eerie testament to how quickly grand visions can crumble without proper care.
In the face of neglect, the amphibians have made the pool their new home. And not just any home — it’s become their training ground, playground, and Olympic arena. By day, they practice synchronized jumps. By night, they serenade one another with ribbits that echo through the empty stands.
Welcome to the Frogs’ Olympic in Uyo, where our web-footed friends have turned misfortune into a splashing good time.
While the human champions have moved on to other venues, the frogs stayed to compete in their own games. They even formed teams, with names like the “Ribbit Rockets” and the “Leaping Legends”. Their events include synchronized swimming, bat minton, lawn tennis, shot put, discus, long diving, javelin, handball, volleyball and, of course, the 100-meter lily pad dash.
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| Abandoned toilet and changing facilities |
Local frog enthusiasts started placing bets, as soon as the idea of inviting frogs from neighboring nations for a championship came. The event is ongoing and is already a spectacle unlike any other. And, “Frogbet” is now giving Betnaija wahala!
Local Frog Fan: "I’ve got my money on the Ribbit Rockets. Their form is impeccable!"
Another Fan: "Don’t count out the Leaping Legends. They’ve got heart!"
As word spread about the Frogs’ Olympic, there’s growing interest from the local media. Some even suggested setting up a live stream to capture the daily antics of these unlikely athletes. After all, who wouldn’t want to watch “Ribbit Ronaldo” and the “Leaping Legends” in action?
"I think we should embrace it. Turn the pool into a tourist attraction. People will come from far and wide to see the Frogs’ Olympic!" suggested a hopeful citizenship.
These frogs are promoting a fervor that would make Michael Phelps envious. But, relax, folks! The frogs seem to have a better maintenance culture than we do. At least they’re using the neglected swimming pool that once attracted much media hype!
Local Resident: "Who would have thought? The frogs are now the champions of our Olympic pool. It’s sad."
Local Resident 2:"Maybe we should start involving frogs in our governance. It could be the next big thing!"
Hey! The pool, meant to showcase human excellence, is now the domain of amphibians. Here’s the twist: our tendency to build without planning for upkeep. Without proper maintenance, even the grandest projects can quickly fall into disrepair.
So next time you’re in Uyo, check out our Olympic-sized pool. You might just catch a glimpse of the “Ribbit Rockets” in training or witness a record-breaking leap. In this corner of Akwa Ibom, the frogs have truly taken the plunge and made the best of a neglected opportunity.
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